Friday snippet

Chris: “I had this amazing chicken wrapped in Proscuitto ham at dinner last night.”
Lisa: “Oye, I can’t eat ham. I get Ham Head.”
Nick: “Ham Head?”
Chris: “I get Teriyaki Face.”
Nick: “Wait, wait, what? Oh, the face. But that hasn’t happened in a while.”
Chris: “Another friend of mine gets Meat Neck.”