The Crowded Nest
Sunday morning. Apartment is a disaster, so at Caffe Vita trying to go through my photos. My computer is hung over and slow right now, I haven’t managed to crop a single one. I am doing some defragging and hoping that the rearrangement of the colored squares will make the Viao happy.
So instead, let’s discuss working at home’s impact on the ‘home’. I mistakenly thought, oh, I will have more time to straighten as I go. I can do laundry between conference calls and sweep during them. The master of efficiency I will be. No, no and no. I eat 2-3 meals a day at home. Meals make dishes. Dishes need to be washed. The echo in my apartment prohibits me from even stretching, so doing dishes, sweeping or scrubbing, forbidden. If I’m not on the phone, I’m at the keyboard. I don’t get paid to think, its talk and type. If I wore Swiffer shoes, I could polish small circles around my feet. When the day is over, I’m so caged tweety the last thing I feel like doing is cleaning.
The caged bird problem has also impacted my blogging. The days over. Give me bubble tea and Broadway. No more apartment.
But, Lisa, don’t you have a laptop? Doesn’t Seattle have oodles of wireless coffee shops? Couldn’t you just… yes, that’s why I’m here. Problem partially solved, but a barista is not going to scrub my wok.
So instead, let’s discuss working at home’s impact on the ‘home’. I mistakenly thought, oh, I will have more time to straighten as I go. I can do laundry between conference calls and sweep during them. The master of efficiency I will be. No, no and no. I eat 2-3 meals a day at home. Meals make dishes. Dishes need to be washed. The echo in my apartment prohibits me from even stretching, so doing dishes, sweeping or scrubbing, forbidden. If I’m not on the phone, I’m at the keyboard. I don’t get paid to think, its talk and type. If I wore Swiffer shoes, I could polish small circles around my feet. When the day is over, I’m so caged tweety the last thing I feel like doing is cleaning.
The caged bird problem has also impacted my blogging. The days over. Give me bubble tea and Broadway. No more apartment.
But, Lisa, don’t you have a laptop? Doesn’t Seattle have oodles of wireless coffee shops? Couldn’t you just… yes, that’s why I’m here. Problem partially solved, but a barista is not going to scrub my wok.
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5 Comments:
Is it okay if I privately add "if you know what I mean" to the end of "...a barista is not going to scrub my wok"? It's a new kind of hilarious that way.
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Reid, at 4/22/2007 1:29 PM
You know, I thought about your Post when I wrote that. I actually changed it from "ball my socks" because it was too real, too raw.
But a wok? And of course you have to add "stir fry". I guess there is no end to that list...
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L, at 4/22/2007 1:49 PM
I sometimes get really frustrated about this in San Francisco. Luckily I'm moving on to a new job where I'll be working in an office and have co-workers to get lunch and coffee and everything with. Yay.
I was looking into the idea of co-working for a while. There is a place called the hatfactory down here that I was looking into before I decided to jump ship.
Cheers,
alex
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alexs, at 4/22/2007 4:52 PM
I'm currently trapped by all of the things I need for my various school projects. I straighten my desk only to destroy it again. The destruction creeps across the floor of the living room into the extra room at the end of the hall. I think there must be a way to create order...sewing machine, canvas, cordoroy, woven canvas, cotton batting, that wheely device and colored wax paper to trace patterns on fabric, cannabalized thrift store backpacks and shoulder bags, velcro, foam core, chip board, bristol board, marker paper, tracing paper, sketch paper, printing paper, photo paper, presentation paper, colored paper, cardboard, oodles of markers,5 different brands of pens, 3 different brands of pencils, rulers, blades & blades, erasers, stencils, 6 different kinds of tape, pins & needles, foam core, stapler, cutting board, force sensing variable resistors, potentionometer, flex sensors, jumper wires, bread board, microcontroller, digital multimeter, pliers, cold heat solder gun, desoldering tool, solder, 3 different kinds of tacks, string, sand paper, sander, hammer, scissors, a variety of nails and screws, sculpey, pencil sharpener, hole punch, binding thread, 4 different kinds of erasers, 2 different sets of colored pencils, oil & acrylic paints, bondo,scraps of wood, primer, spray paint, 7 different types of adhesive in liquid, powder and spray, and of course my computer, printer, scanner, jump drive, hard drive, phone, day planner, 3 sketch books, wacom tablet, nalgene bottle and reference books.
It makes me tired just looking at it.
I will now learn how to solder.
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Anonymous, at 4/26/2007 12:40 PM
Oye, it makes me tired just reading it. While running to the kitchen to get my half burned chicken, I kicked the box of a half assembled lamp and then slide on my shoe into a dustbin.
I'm not normally like this. Ok, well sometimes.
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L, at 4/26/2007 3:29 PM
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